Out of darkness and tragedy, God makes all things beautiful again.

Bless opened his eyes!

-Its is still raining and I am sitting in my ambulance and the car accidents are pouring in.

-If I was 18 years old and had a car, I would not be hanging out at
a gas station. I would be going to the movies and eating at Friendly's
in Long Island. Why do ricers all gather and hang in a gas station
right in front of me?! On a Wedesnday night?!

-I am trying to find the culrpit that put my laptop in a Chinese
lettering format. I was stumped until I saw Emily's gmail address on
the Chinese Google page. ah HA!

-on 6/06/06, the ER was empty and I was sleeping in the ambulance
all night. The ER staff speculated that everyone wanted to stay home
because they were afraid of "the day". So fear keeps people out of ER
and being complacent invites people into the emergency room eh? We can
conclude then, that everyone should be scared so they don't get sick,
or be prone to injury? Though it was supposed to be a day of
apocolyptic terror, it was quite fun for us

-Quotes from 40 year old men in obvious midlife crisis trying to impress my very lovely and young partner, Susana.

"I am a professional body builder"-paramedic with the protruding beer gut.
"I could have been an movie actor"- neurotic cop of the 109 pct.
"I have a friend who can get me great seats in broadway shows."- another cop
"I drive a sports car" - ER registration guy with a beat-up 1992 Mustang, with a cassette player.
"I eat healthy"- man with a beer gut who I saw munching on "Susie Q's"
yesterday..imagine thick choclate Twinkies in sandwich form.

Though their claims are obviously dubious, I think girls in general just like the attention.

OH MAN ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND I AM SITTING IN MY AMBULANCE AND I KNOW IN A FEW MINUTES WE WILL BE SENT TO SOME HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT. PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY PEOPLE I HATE BEING ON THE HIGHWAY IN THE RAIN AND ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS DARK ACK!! BAD BAD BAD RAIN 

Me: o Chuless is me
Christy: oh....pity is thy..
Christy: chu is in my lap..
Christy: and i laugh at u..
Christy: and your chulessness.
Christy: woe is thee..
Christy: indeed

Very cheesy, but strangely fun movie.

With a not so subtle mockery and guest appearance of the disgraced "American" Godzilla.
or  most commonly known by Godzilla purists as "Gino" (Godzilla In Name Only)

I clocked it, and the Japanese Godzilla beat Gino in about 4 seconds!

Roland Emerich (Independence Day, The Day After Tommorrow) once stated
in an interview that the Japanese praised the design of the American
Godzilla during the movie production,  telling him that it was
"the Godzilla that was always meant to be".

Sometimes I think the Japanese gaved Tristar pictures the greenlight
and endorsement for the American Godzilla movie to be released so that
later they can mock it.

My co-worker asked me to go with him to his daughter's school for
career day, where we are supposed to tell junior high school kids what
we do.

My big sister asked me to do the same right after 9/11, where I am
supposed to discuss what I saw and did at Ground Zero to the kids. I
chickened out of that one.

Maybe I am in some kinda moody state, but I can't seem to think about
things to say to the kids without disturbing them. Alot of the things
that I see on the job are not usually what is reported in the news, and
thats what I usually share when someone asks me what I do at my
job.  And its usually horrors.

"Put on your helmet and pads when you go biking or skating". Yeah, thats what I will tell them!

Aaaaah nothing like a good blogging to oil the cerebral gears.

I am not that into conspiracy dabble, but get this:

Roman Emperor Nero, perhaps is best known for the great
fire of Rome in 64 A.D. It started in the Circus Maximus before raging
through the city for 9 days. It is unlikely that Nero himself started
the fire, as is popularly believed, because he was in Antium at the
time. Whether he ordered it started is another matter - he had long wanted to make room for a grand new city that he had designed.

To divert suspicion away from himself,
Nero blamed the great fire on the Christians, thereby beginning a
persecution of innocent people that has never been surpassed. Many were
killed by wild animals before crowds of spectators in the arena, while
others were tied to posts, covered with flammable material, and used as
human street lamps for Nero's gardens. It is difficult to imagine a
more evil man.

In the light of the terrorists attacks of 9/11, new legislation has
been implemented by the government to help increase the security of the
American people.

These new legislation is able to, for the sake of national security,
take away the civil liberties away from the American public. (i.e., the
Patriot Act). Police may search vehicles and private homes without just
cause. Terrorists intergrate into our society...every means must be
used to search them out , to save lives and thus for the greater good.
Everyone is a suspect.

A New World Order, made up of various powerful government and
influencial groups rises, to once and for all, create a system of rule
to irradicate the threat of terrorism by absolute dominion over the
masses. Many will welcome this new order, because everyone wants to
feel safe.

The government implements a new mandate: a microchip must be inserted
into every citizen to keep them accountable. Criminal suspects cannot
hope to hide for long. This also appealing for many because a missing
child can be found right away by GPS. The consequence? Your actions and
wearabouts are being eyeballed by the government CONSTANTLY, furthering
tearing down civil liberties.

 FBI training manual are given to local law enforcement that state
Christians, gun owners, and "those who make frequent references to the
US Consitution" are terrorists.
In another words, those who dictate and demand their basic civil rights as free Americans are considered dangerous. Christians
are considered dangerous because they beleive in the second coming of
Christ and the establishment of God's kingdom on earth. This directly
conflicts with the already established New World Order, making them
potential terrorists and a threat to national security.

Christians are soon sent into concerntration camps, where they will be
detained and processed. Any disturbance against the peace of the New
World Order will not be tolerated and will be enforced up to and
including death.

Before V for Vendetta. Before the rise of the Galactice Empire in Star
Wars. Revelations in the bible already foretold every democracy-loving
man's greatest nightmare.

Check this out when you have the time.

Randomness

Events in no specific order

   It began with the crazy VW "Unpimp your ride" commercials.  Unable to think of tasteful German jokes to tell to my  Irish/German American co-worker Frank, these commericals were my salvation.                                                   

The above person (Frank) told me about a great restaurant in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania called the Good and Plenty. So I devised a plan to go there on a Tuesday. However its not fun going alone.                                                                                

Who would be crazy enough to sit in a car with me for 3  hours just to go eat somewhere?

Yay! With enthusiasm!

And I grabbed other willing long distance eaters too.

Hardly finished the desert, which consists of homemade style pie, ice cream, rice pudding, etc

Disappointed how commerical Lancaster County was, and stuff wasn't cheap. But I guess everyone needs to make a living. Should have gotten the sissy sauce.

Heeheeeheeeheeeheee.



Afterwards we went to KW's and Eileen's house and I met the cat.

Its funny how a healthy 110 lbs girl can enjoy having 2 fairly big kids using her for a piggyback ride,  while a 190lbs man with a herniated disc take it as torture.


The lovely ladies at Flushing Hospital EMS

The person on the left is a guy. (He's a drummer.)

This is Bella. A potential girlfriend for Chu Chu, but I don't think its working out.

I don't think she is Chu Chu's type.

Chu Chu: "Daddy, why is mommy in a big rush for me to have babies?"

Christy: "$$$"

Went to a small church in Queens for a visit. It was awesome. Everyone was like family. Even annoucements at the end was like fellowship time.

(see previous entry to get the joke)

This morning at work.....

Coworker: "Hey Charlie, congradulations on the 7 month old baby"

Coworker #2: "HUH?! WHAT?! Charlie got a girl pregnant?!"